Disenchanted Repartee
A: May I sit on your head?
B: No, I do not like grapefruit.
A: I enjoy hunting moose in Nova Scotia.
B: Only if the villagers are wearing breeches.
A: But isn't it closed on Thursdays?
B: Am I not larger than a poodle?
A: Depending on my liver condition.
B: I'm afraid we have run out of sealing-wax.
A: Someone has broken into my nettle-plantation!
B: My nephew has returned from exile in Odessa!
A: It snowed yesterday.
B: You are an imposter!
A: Do you have this in magenta?
B: Please use the coasters.
A: May I sit on your head?
B: No, I do not like grapefruit.
A: I enjoy hunting moose in Nova Scotia.
B: Only if the villagers are wearing breeches.
A: But isn't it closed on Thursdays?
B: Am I not larger than a poodle?
A: Depending on my liver condition.
B: I'm afraid we have run out of sealing-wax.
A: Someone has broken into my nettle-plantation!
B: My nephew has returned from exile in Odessa!
A: It snowed yesterday.
B: You are an imposter!
A: Do you have this in magenta?
B: Please use the coasters.
posted by D at 22:52
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